Mushrooms

I really have to tell this to someone or I swear, I'm going to lose it.

It's been so long I've been wandering in this place and all I had to eat, all this time, are these goddamn mushrooms.

Don't get me wrong, I like mushrooms just as much as the next guy. It's just that, I've been eating mushrooms for what seems to be the better part of the last 20 years.

I've had mushrooms for breakfast, mushroom brunch, mushroom sauce, fried mushrooms, roasted mushrooms, soaked mushrooms, raw mushrooms, mushrooms in mushrooms, mushrooms mushrooms mushrooms mushrooms mushrooms.

I think I don't remember how chicken tastes anymore. When I think of chicken, the taste of more mushrooms comes to mind.

I need to find the princess and get the hell out of this place and all the goddamn mushroom.