Mr. Gasket (ep.4)
Short Rhymes
May holidays, nice weather and fun,
All people seem to be happy.
I leave home at the crack of dawn -
My coworkers are going camping.
Spending time with the best friends,
All of us would prefer such unwinding,
Instead of presentation of team's interests
In the stupid contests of team-building.
Who was a looser, he is a looser,
It doesn't depend on any contests.
To go or not, they can't even choose it
Anyway they are gonna be roasted.
In the end of the day I was drunk a lot -
Secret case of beer was hidden in pond.
I couldn't say distinctly even a word,
Our team has broken the mould.
| at the crack of dawn - с первыми лучами солнца
| camping - лагерь, поход
| unwinding - зд.: отдых
| contests - соревнование, состязание
| to roast - зд.: прикалываться, издеваться (сленг)
| case of beer - ящик пива
| pond - пруд
| distinctly - отчетливо, членораздельно
| to break the mould - сломать стереотип, порвать шаблон
Previous Episodes:
Episode0 - Mr. Gasket
Episode1 - Secretary's Birthday
Episode2 - Friday Meeting
Episode3 - Weirdo