May the farce be with you! Here are 20 funny Star Wars jokes and comics by Boys’ Life readers that would even make Darth Vader laugh. Do you know a funny Star Wars joke? Click here to send in your joke. Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Joke submitted by Greg A., Aromas, Calif. Tom Swiftie: “Let’s watch ‘Star Wars’!” Joke submitted by Stephen C., Alexandria, Va. Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Matthew: Bow ties, of course! Joke submitted by Matthew C., Farmington, N.M. Deena: Why was the droid angry? Deena: People kept pushing its buttons. Joke submitted by Deena L., Provo, Utah Comic by Daryll Collins Daffynition: Lukewarm— A Jedi who can’t find the thermostat. Joke submitted by Jess C., Mason, Ohio Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? Luke: To get to the Dark Side. Joke submitted by Luke C., Elm Grove, Wis. Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. Joke submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I. Zach: What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with an elephant? Joke submitted by Zach W., Orleans, Ind. Pedro: What did Darth Vader say to the emperor at the Star Wars auction? Pedro: “What is thy bidding, my master? Joke submitted by Chasen T., Pearblossom, Calif. Zach: What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur? Zach: A chocolate chip Wookie! Joke submitted by Zach F., Greeley, Colo. Bob: What do you call an evil procrastinator? Joke submitted by Adam P., Palo Alto, Calif. Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.” Joke submitted by Alexis R., Margate, Fla. Dane: What kind of money do they use in space? Joke submitted by Dane M, Pomona, N.Y.
Andy: Where do the Sith shop? Joke submitted by Nicholas B., Quakertown, Pa. Parker: What do Jedis order at Chinese restaurants? Scotty: That’s a tough one. Joke submitted by Parker B., West Seneca, N.Y. Hayes: What do you call a potato that’s gone bad? Joke submitted by Hayes T., Yonkers, N.Y. A book never written: “How to Talk Like Yoda” by Ajedi I. Am. Joke submitted by Charlie B., Culpeper, Va. Before going away on another adventure, Goldilocks first stopped at Yoda’s house. Goldilocks said to Yoda, “I’m leaving on my new adventure.” Yoda said, “Wherever you go, may the porridge be with you.” Joke submitted by Jason Z., Nassau, N.Y. David: What is a Jedi’s favorite toy? Joke submitted by David B., Quaker Hill, Conn. John: Did you hear about the Star Mars movie with an invisible droid?What did they call it? Joke submitted by John A., Jackson, Miss. Luke: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files in Star Wars?
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