HollyWar
Short Rhymes
My God - size of a pumpkin,
Your God looks like Macaulay Culkin.
My God - good good lovin',
Your God - good for nothin'
My God - pink and big,
Your God stinks like shit.
My God got a Caesar do,
Your God needs a tweezer, dude.
My God is like super size,
Your God look like two fries.
My God- more mass than the Earth,
Your God - half staff, it needs work.
My God parts the seas,
Your God farts and queefs
My God - rumble in the jungle,
Your God got touched by your uncle.
| pumpkin - тыква
| stink - вонять, дурно пахнуть
| tweezer - пинцет
| fries - картошка фри
| half staff - на пол-ставки
| to part the seas - разделять моря
| to fart and queef - пукать и пердеть
| to rumble - грохотать, греметь
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