“Hey!

I’ll come back to your place and let you do a whole lot more than just stare at it if you let me kick you in the nuts 5 times right now.”

It had been a little while since you had gotten a girl in bed, so why not? How bad could it be? But she knew what she was doing….

She had you turn around and spread your legs. You couldn’t see it coming, and her kick was deadly silent….emphasis on ‘deadly’. She didn’t hold back at all; she gave it everything she had. That very first kick put you on your knees. Once you were on the floor, she told you not to get up. “Just stay down and spread your legs,” she said. The second kick was even worse. Your balls were already screaming, but you were pretty sure that this new position made the kick more effective. She didn’t give you time to recover before blasting you with the third….or the fourth.

Now you were seeing stars. Your gut was a twisted, knotted supernova of pain. She had to tell you four times to spread your legs, and you seriously thought about backing out just so you didn’t have to suffer through this last kick. But it WAS the last kick. One more and her hot bod would be your playground.

The instant your knees parted her foot slammed home and you felt your entire lower half lift up off the floor. Your vision went black and for a second you thought you might throw up. While you were curled up on the floor, cradling your very bruised balls, she walked over to your head and looked down on you.

“Thanks for the fun, you gullible moron. But the closest you’ll ever get to having sex with me is when you’re thinking about me while beating off tonight. Enjoy it.”