Hello
Dumber than a donkeyHey you, If you’ve found this
This is not a song,
This is a confession
But I’ll write it like a song ‘cause
Why not!
So there’s somebody I like,
But he doesn’t like me back (of course!)
He used to like me back
But he doesn’t like me back (no more!)
Oh, oh, oh,
I’m horrible.
Oh, oh, oh,
I’m weak.
So I liked him in November,
Or even from September,
No, don’t worry
He’s not a band member!
He’s tall! (uhhuh)
He’s quirky! (yeah)
He’s smart but really cranky! (lol)
But I still really like him, even though he’s kinda mean to me.
If I tell this story,
To people that don’t know me,
They’ll say that ‘he’s a toxic friend’
And I’ll pretend to not hear
He’s told me time and time again,
That he’s a huge red flag
But a red flag with some white on it
Is still a national flag! (not funny)
I just want him back in my life,
No matter how corny
I just want to talk to him again,
I promise it won’t hurt me.
But if it does,
Will you be there for me?
Or am I dumber than a donkey?
Ha, falling into the same hole twice.
Ha, oh my fucking jesus christ.
At this point, you should know,
Who I am.
At this point, you should also know,
Who I’m talking about.
Again,
He’s tall! (uhhuh)
He’s quirky! (yeah)
He wears glasses ‘cause he can’t see! (lol)
And I still really like him, though I know that it’s unhealthy.
I’m short! (okay)
I’m nerdy! (alright)
I wear glasses and I wanna be-
Someone he can count on, someone I can count on too.
Thank you for reading,
And see you around, friend!