English

Hello everyone!!!

how are you?

Men and women.

Men are like bluetooth: he is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away. Women are like wi-fi: she sees all available devices but connect to the strongest one.

Married Cooking

One night at the dinner table, the wife commented,“When we were firstmarried, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller;

You don’t love me any more…” “Nonsense, darling,” replied the husband, “you just cook better now.”