Shower Head with Temperature Display I was eating my way through New York this past weekend and my hotel bathroom had a shower head with a built-in temperature display just like Delta Faucet's Temp2O. So now I know 109 degrees F is my perfect water temperature... Unique Wood Design » Rub-a-dub-dub, I want a wooden boat bathtub. Even more than I want a Hot Tub Tug Boat. Because while the latter may be slightly cooler and more likely to help me win friends and influence people, Unique Wood Design's... Sold Out Amazon » I bet my girlfriend will be my Valentine if I get this sick black jacuzzi bathtub. In fact, I bet all of my girlfriend's girlfriends will also be my Valentine if I get it. Six adjustable massage jets. No, I am not showing you the AquaDance Drencher 3-setting 8" curved rainfall showerhead with waterfall mode just because it looks like a vagina.... Darth Vader Handheld Showerhead $29.99 Bed Bath & Beyond » Want to see Darth Vader spew jets of water out of his eyes?
You know what you've got to do: use The Force. Something around 70 psi should do the trick. Just make sure to remove any installed water-reducing valves before... Nebia Atomized Water Showerhead Nebia trademarked what they call H2MICRO technology. They say it takes the best parts of a shower and a steam room and sprays it out of overhead and portable wand nozzles in a way that will make you feel like you're in... H2OVibe Showerhead with Bluetooth Speaker Sure you can suction cup a waterproof Bluetooth speaker to your tile...and hope that it doesn't dislodge and whack you right in that tender spot on the downslope of your foot at the height of "Raining Blood." Shower Surfer Neoprene Bath Caddy Know what your shampoo needs? The Shower Surfer is a neoprene shower and bath caddy that secures implements of hygiene without: 1) falling off your shower head pipe and smashing your foot; Bath Air Pillow Smartphone Holder $37 Japan Trend Shop » The most relaxing part of any soak in the bubble bath is obviously surfing the web to check out stock performances, responding to accusatory emails from your boss, and going over the Excel spreadsheet of chores your mama...
Curvit Shower Space Expander Curvit is a clip system that holds shower curtains in a concave position, thereby increasing shower space by up to 50%. It's a simple, inexpensive, and discreet solution that arrives pre-assembled and installs in 3 steps... Dual Jet Bath Spa Soothe sore muscles, melt away tension, and (ladies) enjoy some alone time with red wine and powerful jets. Conair's Dual Jet Bath Spa fancifies any bathtub into an underwater den of relaxation and personal gratification.... Han Solo in Carbonite Shower Curtain Welp, depending on who's in the shower, Han Solo might not mind that he's now stuck in both Carbonite and a shower curtain. I mean, I'm sure he's gotten pretty sick of looking at naked Leia over the past 30 years, but... $20 Duncan Shotton » Runner up to the Alien Abduction Lamp in the category of Best Application of 1950s Era Extra Terrestrials to Common Household Objects: UFO soap dispensers. Duncan Shotton's design plants a spaceship pump atop a neon yellow...
$2,400 GNR 8 » If Slimer slimed in a bathtub, it would probably look something like this illuminated Jan Puylaert design. But Puylaert's self-standing tubs with built-in neon lighting systems don't look dirty or... I like this Waterfall Soap Saver's simple idea for making my Zest last longer, and also for preventing it from getting that slimy Gulf of Mexico catfish skin it always acquires when left to sit in its own wet glycerin-ness.... Horror Novel Toilet Paper Is this toilet paper scarier than shit? Only one way to find out: eat 4 Beef Chalupa Supremes at 10 p.m., and then settle in for The Drop when it...and nature...calls out to you around midnight.... Given that I chew the ever-loving gobstoppers out of my fingernails, I'm obviously not too concerned about germs. But I am concerned about touching things with Cheetos-crusted hands and getting yelled at by my mama for... Aqua Notes Waterproof Notepad I always have great ideas and profound realizations in the shower.
The greatest ideas and profound realizations. The only great ideas and profound realizations I ever have. But there's nowhere to write them down. Waterfall & Massage Shower Panel Ever heard anyone say, It's not the dress, it's the girl in the dress? I feel the same basically goes for showers--it's not the shower, it's the girl in the shower--only with a few exceptions. Like AKDY's shower panel...I guess Slothzilla sounded better than King Sloth or Sloth Kong? Or maybe it's creators were just taking a page out of sloth the animal's own book and being lazy about fact checking their re-imaginations of iconic... Carbon Fiber Toilet Seat $299.95 Carbon Fiber Gear » A gold toilet seat: ostentatious. A carbon fiber toilet seat: inconspicuous. It's not an extravagance, it's...it's...well, I mean you need a toilet seat, right? I can hardly stand the anticipation. Less than a week away. I might pee my pants. Someone turn off that dragon sink faucet! It's not helping my continence!
Hey, wait...a dragon sink faucet?... $25 Toilet Sarlacc » Like most great ideas, Robbie Rane came up with his Toilet Sarlacc decals while hanging out with friends, having a few beers, and talking shit. One guy mentioned dropping the kids off at the pool. Another spoke of ending...I can't groom my facial hair or Dep Gel my head for, like, 8-1/2 minutes after emerging from the shower unless I stand there like an a-hole blowing my mama's hairdryer on it. Towels: do not work. Is it a faucet extender for kids who can't quite reach the fixture, or a faucet extender for men like me who crack their teeth on the spigot each time they try to get a drink after taking a leak in the middle... The makers of this shower curtain depicting a shadowy Nosferatu ascending the stairs to drain your blood and leave you a dead and dried-out heap of sunken flesh...or maybe turn you into a vampire like himself if you're... Doctor Who TARDIS Shower Rack Doctor Who's time-traveling spacecraft TARDIS has a new assignment: hold your soaps, shampoos, razors, and other grooming gear so they don't litter up or fall off the ledges of your shower.