Sharkansas Womens Prison Massacre Song Free Download

Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre Song Free Download

When a fracking environmental accident rips apart the earth's crust, the resulting hole lets out prehistoric sharks from underground. The sharks target a group of women and trap them in a cabin.
My friend and I were looking for a bad movie to watch, but I wasn&#39;t expecting this level of terrible. It was like they script was originally intended to include gratuitous amounts of nudity, but they decided to take that out and make the movie anyway. Another way of thinking about it is a &quot;Police Academy&quot; script where they took out all the silly jokes but kept the loose plot about a crime.<br/><br/>I know it&#39;s ridiculous to look at all the plot holes in a movie like this, but this script has more holes than a block of Swiss cheese on a moth-ridden gun range. Traci Lords and her partner hear about &quot;4 prisoners&quot; escaping, despite there being absolutely no way anyone could have known about it. I mean, even if you try to think that they were reported when the van didn&#39;t return to the prison, there were 5 prisoners before one was eaten.<br/><br/>Does Arkansas really look exactly like Florida, so much so the detective&#39;s cars have Florida plates?<br/><br/>How does the ground go back to normal so quickly after a land-shark passes by?<br/><br/>And finally, when the guard lets the girl go at the end...he&#39;s just letting her go in the swamp full of land-sharks they just escaped from...and if she makes it out, she&#39;ll just go back home where no one will be surprised to see her?<br/><br/>At least Zombeavers had an awesome song at the end.
This is awesome, everything a good b grade movie should be except for being surprisingly low on gratuitous nudity given the subject matter.<br/><br/>Underrated movie methinks, i&#39;d have it at least 2-3 rating points higher than jurassic world, i mean it&#39;s sh*t and ridiculous but at least it knows it&#39;s sh*t and ridiculous and doesn&#39;t pretend it isn&#39;t and didn&#39;t cost the GDP of a small nation to make. <br/><br/>The CGI is an embarrassment but that&#39;s OK cause you&#39;re too busy laughing at this movie jumping the shark by introducing us to prehistoric amphibious land sharks, the acting is a little better than horrendous which suits the tone of the movie perfectly. <br/><br/>There wasn&#39;t a great deal of logic or sanity in the making of this film, someone just said f*ck it i wanna make a movie about prehistoric sharks that are somehow also capable of swimming through land (no, i am serious really you need to watch this) and have them eat all these prison porn stars that are on the most ridiculous work release program ever.<br/><br/>Highly recommend :D

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