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i wasnt crazy about this book when i was a kid, & i think i like it even less as an adult.first, our A plot: claudia has nothing in common with her older sister, janine. claudia dresses in wild outfits, janine wears kilts & button-downs. claudia hates school, while janine is studying to be a physicist (apparently). claudia has lots of friends & is always off on a babysitting job or art class, & janines best friend is a computer. the bottom line is that claudia feels insecure when she compares herself to janine, because she thinks shes not as smart & she worries that her parents prefer janine because she is more academically-inclined. when janine uses big words, it makes claudia feel dumb & she lashes out. meanwhile, janine is insecure because she thinks claudia is pretty & popular & that her parents would like her better if she were more social & fun, like claudia. typical sibling rivalry bullshit. janine isnt actually mean in this book at all. in fact, claudias the one who says some mean shit & should really pony up with the apologies.anyway, the girls get into an argument one night after dinner & it makes mimi, their grandmother, upset. she goes to bed early. then the girls hear her fall down. it turns out, she had a stroke. she spends a few days in the hospital & is released, but has lost a lot of motor skills & language. she has to do physical therapy to help regain use of her right arm, & occupational therapy to learn how to do things with her left hand. claudia drops out of the BSC morning playgroup to stay with mimi & drill her on language flash cards. the B plot is the dumbass BSC playgroup. the girls thought babysitting for all those kids in the run-up to kristys moms wedding was awesome & they should do a summer group babysitting project. NOOOOOOO! jenny prezzioso is one of the kids who comes to the playgroup & she wears frilly little dresses & throws tantrums & is a brat. even though book four established that the pirssiness & fancy dresses were pretty much all mrs. prezziosos idea & maybe jenny wasnt into it. karen convinces jenny that andrew is a monster, so when andrew tells jenny to wear a smock, she does. & the kids wash louise (the thomas family collie) & paint his claws & apparently french braid his fur (what? how?) so hell look appropriately fancy for watsons posh neighborhood. hijinks ensue.& theres also some crap where jamie newton is jealous of all the attention his baby sister, lucy, gets during her christening & almost dumps a pitcher of punch over her. which would have been HILARIOUS. i wish he would have followed through. claudia sees that jamie is just jealous of lucy & lucy cant help the attention she gets, & she realizes thats the same problem she has with janine. they talk & hug it out & confess their insecurities. turns out janine hides junk food in her room too. how do these girls not have eating disorders? hiding food is a classic symptom. anyway.wah wah (sad trombone). kind of a yawn. maybe i just wasnt into all the mimi/stroke stuff. it was a real bummer, especially knowing what comes in book #26.
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