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This book. Is. Horrible. The main character, named Raven, thinks shes SO goth. Alright, first of all, if your character is going to be goth, dont drill it into our brains. Let us figure it out on our own. Characterization doesnt come from repeating the same description over and over. If youre going to make a character goth dont come right out and say it. At least not every four sentences. When is the last time you saw anyone wearing black lipstick and combat boots? Its so cliche that the main character feels like something out of a comic book. And another cliche. Who the heck names their main character Raven? If the character is supposed to be dark and mysterious and all that, you dont give her the most cliche goth name ever fathomed. Give her something unique. Something that maybe reflects on her actual personality. But I can see why the author may have had trouble with that, because she HAD NO PERSONALITY. She tried so hard to be unorthodox that she became an orthodox rebel. Her character was so fake and cookie-cutter that it was painful to read this book. And, really? DULLSVILLE? There... Who.... What...? Hipsterville? What is this... I dont even... WHAT? You know what? Im done.
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