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I heard about Monica Furlongs Wise Child from fellow goodreader Ruby Hollyberry. She wrote that a friend of hers attributed this book making her a witch. Thats a neat as hell description of a book, and of course, I had to check it out. I feel some major digressions coming on... Wait, is it just gas? Nah that was my dog. Hes a ventiloquist pooter. He throws his fart stench to make it look like I did it. Crafty little bugger. Yep, digressions.A. Books making you a witch! I love that. So my Cherokee great-grandmother told my mama that I was a witch when I was a baby. I lost the uncle lottery BIG TIME and my least favorite one honestly believed I was a witch. You wouldnt think people still confronted that Salem shit nowadays (or a Spanish inquisition). (If only NBC allowed SNL skits on youtube. The Shannon Doherty Salem bitch trials was priceless. 90210 made me a bitch.) No one asked me about Florida cults (despite wearing Ask me about my Florida cult stories button in another review) so I guess no one will ask me about those stories either (ahem okay so these ones happened in Alabama. Ill wear a bandana and have Bam flashbacks). Anyway, it was bizarre. My powers were really lame stuff like staring at bright lights and then watching the funky colors float over my eyeballs. (These days my little niece is a witch and has similar lame-o powers. I love it. Best thing after her trying to introduce *me* to The Beatles. Kids always think they got everything first.) Getting to the ACTUAL book at hand for a moment, the witches in questions are Cornish and Scottish. I dug that that wasnt the dealio at all. Its like making up these witchery stories on your own like me ignoring Indian folklore stuff and skipping straight to the staring at the sun magic. I loved the deciding for yourself message. I nicknamed myself Mariel the Mean Machine as a little kid. My grandfather renamed me Mariel the Mean and the name stuck. Id have loved Wise Child as a kid cause shes fighting all that labeling from most in her life.A.1 (not the steak sauce) Are places and magic overrated? John Sayles is not Irish and he wrote and directed the film The Secret of Roan Inish about selkies and Irish folklore and it is most awesome movie (and if you havent seen it, you should. Its sold in bargain bins pretty much everywhere, like begging to be this little lost gem you find by accident and love to heart). You dont need to give a fig about selkies at all. Its just great storytelling. So teachers who say write what you know arent always right. You can know stuff by bullshitting and making it your own, anyway. I love that kid feeling of thinking you were the one who got it first.A(gain). This book is a little too telling too much, almost preachy. I loved best (better than the witchery and really nice husbandry building your own world through hard work and order) the feeling of the girl Wise Child coming up in her world and learning through repeated knuckles on bruises (Juniper refuses to beat her, though. Scandalous! Shouldve gone to Alabama public schools in the 80s if she wanted beatings...). If only that hadnt been shown so much through being TOLD these things. Thats a little too after school special for me, at past thirty. I wanted it more at ease, other angles, sense of humor view like Terry Prachett. Pratchetts Tiffany Aching books came later, but boy do they have Wise Child beat on that. Wise Child is the relative from the past that you look at in photographs and appreciate but dont carry that photograph around in your wallet for day-to-day affirmation (Id totally wear a What would Tiffany Aching do? bracelet).B. Mariels scale of wish-everything-was-that-awesome-fantasy-stories:The Secret of Roan Inish. Peter S. Beagles The Last Unicorn and Tamsin. Juliett Marilliers Sevenwaters books (especially the third one, and that book was probably influenced by Wise Child? Marillier loves her some Margaret Mahy, that I know). I worship Patricica A. McKillip, some of Dianna Wynne Jones. You know the feeling of reading some really fun and interesting, and everything bad just faded away? Narnia and Harry Potter and Labyrinth. Id do nothing else but read and watch movies if only I knew where all the more stuff like this was hiding from me.B.1 Then theres just the scale of becomes a frame of reference in my mind, like The Witches of Worm. I wouldnt say it is a *favorite* but it sure sticks out in my mind for creepy-witchy-paranoia-cautionary-tale stories. Roald Dahls The Witches was a childhood favorite.B2 (not the vitamin)I dont know. Maybe its too soon to tell. I do like to keep little homey pictures in my mind for warmth, and Juniper is very nice.C. Anyone remember that internet meme from a few years ago about which musicians made you gay just by listening to them? Sufjan Stevens scored 100%. Morrissey and Elton John didnt get that. David Bowie made me wish I was a lesbian. Anyway, Karin Andersson from The Knife and Fever Ray is a witch if anyone is, to my mind. If youre actually reading any of this you might have time to watch these two videos. Pass this On and When I Grow Up.D. The Life of Brian Juniper tree guy!E. Wise Child is out of print. I got mine used online. Theres a dedication in the front flap: Jessica, Merry Christmas, 1992. The Bicks. How come they got to give a gift as an entire family when my cheapo friends in 1992 bitched if my twin and I gave joint gifts? (They had no problem giving joint gifts.) Clearly, Id have shared Wise Childs selfish side that wanted to be pampered and given nice things by her bad mama... And shout-out to The Bicks! Jessica didnt keep your book. Ooooh regifting! Mine came from the Goodwill from some Midwestern state. Our goodwill didnt have good anything the one time I went. I know a guy obsessed with the goodwill and he actually brags to me about getting collectible self-help books from the 1950s. I should give him Wise Child. Dude, material things dont matter. Mildly preachy kids books are millions times better than self-help books (from the 50s!).F-Z Saving those for the other two books in the series...
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