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What is it about writing an author bio that gives me that deer-in-headlights feeling? Its not exactly like Im going to say I was born in Alabama… and somebodys going to jump up and snarl, Oh yeah? Prove it! At least I hope not.I think what gets me feeling itchy is all that emphasis on the facts of a life, while all the juicy, relevant, human oddity stuff gets left on the cutting room floor. I could tell you the facts–I lived in Texas for most of my life; I live in New York City with my husband and six-year-old son now; I have freckles and a lopsided smile; Im allergic to penicillin.But that doesnt really give you much insight into me. That doesnt tell you that I stuck a bead up my nose while watching TV when I was four and thought Id have to go to the ER and have it cut out. Or that I once sang a punk version of Que Sera Sera onstage in New York City. Or that I made everyone call me Bert in ninth grade for no reason that I can think of. See what I mean?God is in the details. So with that in mind, here is my bio. Sort of.TEN THINGS YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT ME by Libba Bray1. I lived in Texas until I was 26 years old, then I moved to New York City with $600.00 in my shoe (cause muggers wont take it out of your shoe, yknow . . . riiiiight . . .) and a punchbowl (my grandmothers gift) under my arm. I ended up using the punchbowl box as an end table for two years.2. My dad was a Presbyterian minister. Yes, I am one of those dreaded P.K.s–Preachers Kids. Be afraid. Be very afraid . . .3. The first story I ever wrote, in Mrs. McBees 6th grade English class, was about a girl whose family is kidnapped and held hostage by a murderous lot of bank robbers who intend to kill the whole family–including the dog–until the 12-year-old heroine foils the plot and saves the day. It included colored pencil illustrations of manly-looking, bearded criminals smoking, and, oblivious to the fact that The Beatles had already sort of laid claim to the title, I called my novel, HELP. My mom still has a copy. And when I do something she doesnt like, she threatens to find it.4. My favorite word is redemption. I like both its meaning and the sound. My least favorite word is maybe. Maybe is almost always a no drawn out in cruel fashion.5. My three worst habits are overeating, self-doubt, and the frequent use of the f word.6. The three things I like best about myself are my sense of humor, my ability to listen, and my imagination.7. I have an artificial left eye. I lost my real eye in a car accident when I was eighteen. In fact, I had to have my entire face rebuilt because I smashed it up pretty good. It took six years and thirteen surgeries. However, I did have the pleasure of freezing a plastic eyeball in an ice cube, putting it in a friends drink, (Eyeball in your highball?) and watching him freak completely. Okay, so maybe thats not going down on my good karma record. But it sure was fun.8. In 7th grade, my three best friends and I dressed up as KISS and walked around our neighborhood on Halloween. Man, we were such dorks.9. I once spent New Years Eve in a wetsuit. Id gone to the party in a black dress that was a little too tight (too many holiday cookies) and when I went to sit down, the dress ripped up the back completely. Can we all say, mortified? The problem was, my friends were moving out of their house–everything was packed and on a truck–and there was nothing I could put on . . . but a wetsuit that they still had tacked to the wall. I spent the rest of the party maneuvering through throngs of people feeling like a giant squid.10. I got married in Florence, Italy. My husband and I were in love but totally broke, so we eloped and got married in Italy, where he was going on a business trip. We had to pull a guy off the street to be our witness. It was incredibly romantic.
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