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A group of college students travel to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies.
This film is a prequel to all of the The House of the Dead video games. Set on an island off the coast, a techno rave party attracts a diverse group of college coeds and a Coast Guard officer. Soon, they discover that their X-laced escapades are to be interrupted by zombies and monsters that attack them on the ground, from the air, and in the sea, ruled by an evil entity in the House of the Dead...
F###ing awful! I can't think of a movie worse than this pile of s###. You have to forgive the bad language in the last two sentences i don't usually swear unless in immense pain but this movie was torture! i've plenty of stuff to start with when it comes to bad points since there were no good ones. At all! The CGI was crap, and the majority of zombies were awful costumes which weren't scary, not that i usually complain when it comes to female nudity scenes but these were unnecessary and if it didn't have them or the swearing this movie could be shown on regular TV 2 o'clock in the afternoon. I'm not even going to get into how bad the acting was as it hurts to think that people with no talent in any area of acting who shouldn't even be aloud to get on a Halifax advert can star in a movie. The characters were stupid, they were going to a island for the party of the century which consisted of about five tents and a stage, when they got there the place was trashed and deserted and so their first thought was to go deeper into the big dark forest to try and find them. Actors were dumb, director was dumb, writers were dumb and whoever green lighted and funded this movie must have the brains of a rocking horse. This movie was a waste of time to watch, i would much rather have gone Fox shooting with my dad then spend £1.00 on this terrible excuse for a movie. If you feel you have to watch a zombie movie watch Resident Evil or a George A Remaro flick, avoid this at all costs. I give this 0 out of 10
House of the Dead, directed by the world's worst director Uwe Boll, was constantly being told to have been made based on Sega's hit game. Well . . . that is a dirty lie! This movie is a disgrace to nearly everything that calls itself a motion picture. Let me get this off my back. The plot has nothing to do with the game in any way, except for the fact that there's zombies in it. Here is the story: A group of friends are dying to go to a rave that is on an island whose name is Spanish for "death". Why people are having a party on a island named "death" is beyond me. With the help of the movie's ONLY good character, a smuggler named Captain Kirk (the stupid Star Trek joke is in the movie), the teens are able to get to this great rave, but realize that something is terribly wrong. Everyone is gone and the whole rave site is abandoned. Instead of searching for their missing friends, the teens hang out and start to have the time of their lives. Then, suddenly, after leaving one of the teenage girls (the stupid, horny blond girl) alone in a tent, she comes back, but snaps the neck of one of some survivors they discovered. That is where the plot tries to bring in the horror part of the movie. Soon, the teens, along with a cop who is missing her partner and good old' Kirk, are fighting for their lives against a horde of flesh-hungry zombies. The movie has the worst acting I have ever seen, save Kirk. An example of this is right after an action-filled scene where the team ends up dragging Kirk into a house with a zombie chewing on his leg. Of course, they put a bullet in its head and kill it. After that part, you can clearly see the actor for the zombie actually SHIFTING into a more comfortable laying position by placing his arm on his stomach, all of this is done while the camera is rolling and while Boll didn't cut this scene out is probably because he is the biggest idiot on the face of the Earth. It's really that bad. You have the clique teenagers. You have the dumb blond, the dumber pimp, the smart guy, the girl who has a crush on the smart guy, the crazy Asian girl who pulls off martial art moves on zombies in a certain part of the movie, and the hero and heroine. The cop is only there because the team needs some extra gunpowder and Kirk is there, because Uwe was expecting him to be just another casualty, but ends up being the only reason you watch the movie. You may be saying "But there has to be some kind of way that the movie is attached to the game." This is only answered by 2-second long, graphically rendered clips from the first game that are put into some of the more action-filled portions of the movie. Other than those, the movie has nothing to do with the game. The only reason I continue to watch this piece of trash is because it is fun to sit with my friends and laugh at how bad it is. The only time we were actually really interested was during a scene where the team must shoot their way through a horde of zombies to reach a small house, which was a poor attempt to tie the movie with the title "House of the Dead", when everyone knows that the 'house' is suppose to be a HUGE mansion where the first game takes place. This shooting scene is fun, because you see the unrealism of seeing teenagers turning into gun-wielding soldiers. The smart guy? He's duel wielding automatic pistols. The black girl with the crush? Sporting a shotgun. The Asian girl has her fun with stereotypes by kicking zombie butt with martial art moves. In the end, House of the Dead is a complete waste. Keep it in your collection for size purposes, or for those days where you want to watch a really crappy horror movie with your friends so you can all have a cheerful laugh about how poorly directed and how poorly the movie did overall. House of the Dead tried to be the game, but only ended up becoming an abomination of the famous shooting-zombie-face franchise.
Whether this is a good or bad thing depends on just how much 14-year-old boy you've got in ya.
In 2003, House of the Dead, the first video game adaptation of Uwe Boll, who has gotten himself a certain reputation in this area, was released. The film is a mundane zombie flick with a shallow plot and a tendency to be trash. Five years later, Lions Gate has released a Director's Cut version of the film on DVD. The film was made into a comedy with new music, alternative scenes, outtakes and several overlay-commentaries - which is the reason for the subtitle "Funny Version" on the DVD's front cover. a5c7b9f00b

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