Honey Badger is attracted to Ankr CEO

It was a normal day in the office, browsing through another mediocre project that seemingly every single rating shill out there was falling head over heels for. The idea was nothing new. The team was a bunch of college kids and the entire charade had a sort of university project feel to it, and then it happened. It hit me out of the blue and instantly I fell so deep, without ever having a chance to come back. So I did the sensible thing and created the most beautiful Tinder page in existence to swipe right fruitlessly over again and again and again.

So you see, that's where all the trouble began. That smile, that damned smile...

It seems like only yesterday you graduated from Berkley, and now already you have grown so much, got your own startup and became a Tibetan Buddhist. You drive the coolest cars, wear the freshest clothes and eat at the chillest restaurants. We could all aspire to be like you.

Oh Chandler, where have you been all my life? Your penetrating hazel gaze just makes me forget all about your pet project Ankr being little more than an empty github page and a couple of boisterous words about cloud computing. Your chiseled manly jaw invokes a beastly sensation inside, a primal voice that tells me to pour all of my Etherium into the bountiful belly of your private sale, thirsting for your tokens like a wild animal.

I want you to paint pictures of me with those bold yet elegant strokes that you use to paint the morning glory of Suzhou... But I know it is but a dream. I am a lowly internet blogger, while you are out there being an artist, an entrepreneur, a traveler putting the Lust in wanderlust. And despite your facebook page saying you're single, deep down I know that there is many others like me, who would stop at none to get your attention.

Tell me Chandler, what would it take to be with a man like you? Please, write back...

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Pros / Cons:

+ Plays the piano since he was 3

+ He cooks

+ Is hanging out with cool guys at his startup

+ Looks way better than Chandler from Friends

+ Is single

- Literally none

Oh, and his startup is kinda meh though, but I'm willing to let it slide as it's his first actual business.

**A VERY OBVIOUS DISCLAIMER**:

The images are photoshopped and are not indeed snaps of Chandler's real Tinder. Our love for Chandler, however, is pure and eternal.

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