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http://urllio.com/qzd3w'Jackass 3D' opens with the entire cast all lined up, each wearing a different color of the rainbow, in front of a rainbow colored background, each in turn being attacked in various ways. Some of the footage is slowed down for maximal effect. This is repeated again at the end of the movie with additional explosions mixed in with gallons of water to wash away the cast- chaos is resumed. Throughout the movie the team are subjected to the usual foray of physical abuse from team members or perform hilarious stunts (including some of the more stomach turning stunts such as the Sweat suit cocktail, Toy Train Eruption and Poo Cocktail Supreme - not for the weak stomached!).
Johnny Knoxville and company return for the third installment of their TV show spin-off, where dangerous stunts and explicit public displays rule.
As a fan of the MTV show, and of the first two films, I have to say that I had a damn good time watching Jackass 3-D last week (I didn't get ID'd :D), and I have to say it was a very funny movie. For those who are not aware of what Jackass is, it's pretty much a comedy that tries to make you laugh using shock value. It's separated mostly in 3 parts: dangerous stunts, crude stunts and hidden camera pranks usually involving random strangers. For those who weren't sure how much the 3-D is used in this film, I'll give you a small hint: it's used a lot. The Jackass movies are known for their incredible opening and closing sequences, and I can assure you that the 3-D is abused of in all the ways possible in the opening and closing sequences. For the fans, you might want to stay around during the credits, for you will have a special treat.<br/><br/>As for my personal opinion, it's hard to say really anything constructive about this film, because it's hardly a movie. It's a bunch of skits thrown in together in a 95 minute long movie. Just like the first two movies, this comes out as a longer version of the TV show, only with nudity and swearing. Just like Korey said on Spill.com, you can't walk into Jackass 3-D expecting nothing less than excellence, and that's what I did, and I enjoyed it. I have to say some stunts did gross me out, and I have a pretty solid stomach, such as for example ''The Sweat Cocktail'', ''The Apple of my Ass'', and one which involves Steve-O being launched in the air in a portable potty filled with crap. But then again, I can't say I didn't laugh myself silly during this film: All movie long, people in the theatre (and I was pleasantly surprised to see a full auditorium) were laughing and applauding. I found myself laughing out loud to all the stunts, though some of them like the ones mentioned above grossed me out more than they made me laugh. The only problem I can really think of is that some stunts we already saw (either from vol.1, vol.2, vol. 2.5 or the TV series), and while they still make us laugh, the comedic effect is lowered quite a bit<br/><br/>All in all, it's not a movie for everyone, but it almost comes out as a thank you to all the fans for having stuck with these guys for 10 years now. And frankly, the scene with Weezer's ''Memories'' almost brought tears to my eyes: Tears of joy. This is the part we realize the guys really wanted to offer a good time, and where we realize what the guys meant, a huge thank you. And honestly, I just felt like doing a standing ovation. Mission accomplished guys: I hope this is not the last we'll hear of Jackass, but if it is, it was a pleasure to stick around with you guys!
Going in to this film, you have to be aware that it is immature, gross and possibly damaging to braincells but that is exactly what it is meant to do. It has no pretenses, illusions or even aspirations to win awards. It's just chalk full of demented, hilarious and vomit inducing gags. It's not meant to be highbrow and anybody that doesn't like it because it isn't Oscarworthy cinema just doesn't have a sense of humour. That's not to say that everyone should like this movie. It isn't for just anyone. It's just that everyone should understand that it can appeal to a wide variety of people that want nothing more than to see how far someone can go in the name of shock-and-awe humour.<br/><br/>The gross-out gags are, in my mind, worse than the 2nd movie. Especially, the one with the porta-potty launcher and Preston's "sweatsuit". I felt like throwing up during the former.<br/><br/>The 3D really doesn't do much for the movie but the starting and ending are loaded with some decent effects. Plus the phallus they should out and flies across the screen is just magnificent.<br/><br/>Many hilarious but sometimes overplayed gags are the ones involving Chris Pontius' wang. He obviously is very proud of his "junk" and is, as usual, always showing it off. It's about the only time I ever look forward to seeing male genitalia other than my own.<br/><br/>It's worth seeing it in theaters as this will definitely be the last time it hits theaters. If you've seen it you will understand, if you haven't it has a very nice cap-off reminiscent of Lethal Weapon 4.
Ten years into the "Jackass" franchise, it's obvious the well is starting to run dry. Then again, if you show Johnny Knoxville an empty well, he'll jump in headfirst. After packing it with writhing snakes.
The Unrated Version runs approx. 6 minutes longer than the Theatrical Version and in total 6 differences can be found. Especially the "Super Mighty Glue" episode has been prolonged by nearly four minutes and other significant additions can be found in the "Duck Hunting" and "Rocky" episodes. a5c7b9f00b