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EXPERIENCED NANNIES WANTEDExperienced nannies wanted for care of 13 children ages 8-17 in the safe, comfortable, and perfectly controlled upper class environment of the exclusive Pangbourne Village.✰Position Description:The nanny is a specialist working in the familys home, responsible for all tasks related to care of the children. The nanny will serve as a loving, nurturing, and trustworthy companion to the children. The nanny will carefully maintain at all times the liberal attitude enforced by the parents and society of Pangbourne Village. The nanny will avoid being shot, stabbed, electrocuted, and/or run over by the children. The nanny will avoid surprise strangulation by Vietnamese bamboo traps set by the children. The nanny will shower the children with hugs, kisses, and positive affirmation on an ongoing, continual basis. ✰Major Responsibilities: *Create a stimulating, nurturing environment for the children; *Supervise and monitor the childrens activities at all times and provide a minute-by-minute accounting of all activities throughout the day and evening including in the bathroom; *Prepare meals and bottles for, and feed, the children (regardless of age); *Dress the children (regardless of age); *Place the children down for naps and bedtime (regardless of age); *Bathe the children (regardless of age); *Change diapers (regardless of age); *Discipline the children, when necessary, with a preferred disciplinary regimen that includes naps, hugs, friendly pats on the head delivered with a half-smile that combines subliminal admonishment with the understanding that the child is otherwise practically perfect in every single way, followed by handfuls of spending money to allow the child to maintain a positive self-image after the disciplinary regimen; *Regularly remove bite marks left by children on wall corners, bannisters, headboards, and closet interiors; and *Perform additional positive reinforcement activities as needed.✰Job Qualifications and Requirements: *High school graduate required; PhD preferred. *Experience caring for children. *Experience treating teenagers like children. *English proficiency. *Comfort with status level of service position; lack of interest in upward social mobility. *Car, drivers license, auto insurance, and safe driving history. *Reliable, honest, and trustworthy. *Ability to keep children from, as they say, running wild. *Ability to run very, very fast. *Ability to plan, organize, and multitask. *Ability to counter any plans and tasks organized by the children that could potentially lead to the violent massacre of all adults within Pangbourne Village. Safety first!✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰Pangbourne Village is a subsidiary of Ballard Microcosms Unlimited, Ltd™. Our model of absolute positive reinforcement at all times is delivered in the classic Ballard style, using the traditional Ballardian techniques of cool appraisal, ironic distance, postmodern pastiche, sardonic detachment, and small moments of gleefully vindictive humor at the expense of the affluent upper class and various soul-deadening institutions. Pangbourne Village... Where Nature Is Unnatural! Pangbourne Village... Where Nurture Rules And Nature Drools!Pangbourne Village... Where Teh Children Come First!As the saying goes: It Takes a Village... Pangbourne Village!
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