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I have a confession to make… some of you may be surprised about what I’m about to say… some may say that they already knew… others may try to deny it! but I have to say this! I’M EVIL! I’m 100% evil! I spent my nights awake fantasizing about world domination! I imagine myself laughing while I unleash my army of shell-glued turtles! Shit! Some of you may not know about my evil master plan! Have you ever seen a turtle!? The only way to defeat em is to flip em over! Well! Imagine what will happen if you glue 2 turtles shell to shell!!!! THEY WILL BECOME AN UNSTOPABLE KILLING MACHINES!!!! THE WORLD WILL TREMBLE WHEN I REALESE THEIR FURY! UPON THIS EARTH!!! (Especially Canada and France) MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!Well… that said! When I say this book in the giveaways I knew I must have it!!! and I knew I will win this cuz I sacrificed a frozen hen to the gods of giveaways! And it worked! What I didn’t know is that it was not about world domination! nor evil plans! They book actually says that! i felt cheated! This is self help! Or that stuff! And about blogging! Who the fuck blogs? Not me! I don’t think anybody cares of what I have to say! And I sure as hell don’t care about what most people have to say! and I don’t wanna do busyness! I hate money!!! What the fuck was I thinking!? Why didn’t I read the description in the book I before I entered!!!!!!!!? Is this going to happen if I win any of the other ones I entered? Like chutuluerotica?? Is it going to be about not Cuthulu??? I’m scare!!!! What of death in a box??? I better get something dead! In a box!!!! Or I will be highly disappointed! Still! I did get a free book! And although I don’t understand the cartoons… maybe they to deep for me??? and I don’t think regular people should joke around with world domination (we world dominators wanna be take this really seriously!) it is an easy read! And the cover is funny! You can like buy it and put it on your shelve as one of those book you’ll never read but looks mad cool there! Like people will wonder if you into world domination when they see it!!! it worked for Mariel!! It won her a review book challenge!!! Now I go read manga! But before that here my list of things to do when I finally take over the world!*:1. all Canadians and French people will be sent to my “focus” camps in Antarctica! (except maybe for Karen and Steven Erikson!)2. All Jim Carry movies will be burn! And everything Jim Carry will be deleted from history!3. Jamaica will have to apologize for atiba! Or they go to the Focus camps too!4. Getting rid of the emo kids!5. People who click on both up and down keys in the elevator and then have the balls to ask you if it’s going up or down when the door opens! Will be legal to shoot them in the face when that happens!6. Movies that start with “based in a real story” will be burned!!! 7. Isabel Allende will have to write a 2000 book pages book with only one sentence! “I’m sorry I ever wrote books”8. Karen will have to apologize for leaving me hanging and accept public defeat in public for our game of Boggle! 9. Free icecream for all of those who don’t oppose me!10. Make a law about not making fun of people who wear capes! Capes are sexy god damn it!!!!
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