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this is a book in which there are moments of hilarity, but also a lot of filler.we never consider the plight of the leprechaun the morning after st patricks day, or how hard it is for a teenage banshee to make friends when she can always tell who is going to die and makes no secret about it. or how the chupacabra suffers from the reduction of his being to one facet of his lifestyle. you suck one goat... it is a cute premise, but sometimes it feels a little strained, despite being a tiny little throwaway book. (not that anyone should ever throw away a book - that is just a figure of speech)there are some standouts:his fangs just arent that into you wasnt great, but i appreciated that it went into the silliness of an undead centuries-old creature dating a high-school aged girl. the joy of unicorns is also good, but only because it is about unicorns,which are inherently awesome, and because it is very informative: every time a unicorn laughs, an angel has tender sexual intercourse on her wedding night. and nine months later, a rainbow is bornthe passive-aggressive monster in the closet. i dont know - i laughed at this one, but it is probably because i am stupid.night of the living is about two innocent zombies having a picnic, until they are overrun by pottery-barn-loving humans with the power to turn them into...monsters...crypto-racism had some giggles about the danger of chupacabras coming here and taking all our cryptozoology sightings... and the damn narnians....the partisan case of dr. jeckyll and mr. hyde - again - this one amused me, but it might have just been because of:in my uncouth state, i seem to have developed a distaste for science, heretofore my lifes passion, as i also smashed my laboratory equipment, then used a shattered stick of titanium dioxide to write across the lab walls the puzzling words, suck it, nerd.heh. nerds.gremlin owners manual. pretty much what you would expect, but it made me giggle. seriously - worst pet ever. you think its hard raising a kid? try a mogwai out.rule no. 10: ill level with you. you can pretty much assume that at some point your mogwai is going to turn into a gremlin (the preferred term for this transition is gremlinate or engremlin) lets face it, mogwais should really be renamed pre-gremlins. so lets assume your pet gremlinates - that brings us to rule no. 10, which is kill your gremlin. this may be tough if you bonded with your pet in the few hours you played with him before you inevitably broke one of the rules.so sad.new york art show massacre. this one i would love to actually see come to pass. performance art taken to even higher levels of horror. i feel like there should be a japanese horror movie based on this premise.dr. van helsings patient notes. this is another one-joke pony, but again - i am stupid, so i was amused.seeing other dead people explores what happens to a relationship after a successful suicide pact gets in the way, and eternity starts to feel endless.kids slay the darndest things. creepy dolls. say no more.the roommate of dorian gray was probably my favorite. leering artwork, opium pipes and pistols and waistcoats scattered about, endless witticisms - all way worse roommate-code breakers than not putting the seat down on the toilet. but to sleep, perchance to drain: a suicide note from a claw-foot bathtub?? does that count as a monster? i feel like that was just padding, dude. and there are plenty of other not-very-successful ones. but its definitely worth a skim-through. and if you are stupid like me, you will probably laugh at least once. youre no unicorn, so it wont be birthing a rainbow, but laughing is still pretty rad, right? (the kids are still saying rad, right?)thanks to jasmine for letting me borrow this, because i thought the cover was cute, (although the internal illustrations are not)and my first impulse is always to buy buy buy, because i am a fantastic american, and i did not win it through firstreads, but this isnt really a book i need to have cluttering up my bookshelves...erm...piles, and now i have read it and feel content.
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