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When I go to the beach, I often hoard junk books. Light things that I can read in the hammock, mostly. Mary Higgins Clark was always stocked in the local library, and hers were go-to beach books, so I THOUGHT I picked another one up for Memorial Day Weekend. Turns out, the library had taped the shelving label right over the word Carol. Key, key difference.This was a bloody awful book. Im not saying that MHC is any sort of master writer, but this must be nepotism of the highest order, because the only thing passed down to her daughter is the ability to put words on a page and some sort of general grasp of plot structure wherein you follow three or four apparently separate groups, only to have them intersect in the final chapters. The characters are two-dimensional, with absolutely painful dialogue of the tell-not-show tradition. You could get whiplash trying to track some of these conversations - theyre either exposition or dutifully shoving the plot forward, and CHC doesnt seem to care much for consistency. Theres a character named Turquoise in the first few pages, who is written with the same depth as characters we stick with the rest of the book - this is not a compliment. Criminals leap from petty, white-collar crime to federal cases with NO LOGIC AT ALL. There is no suspense here. This book is apparently a plodding account of a woman who inherited money and is too stupid to live. Theyre all too stupid to live, frankly. Spoilers? Yes, spoilers. So dont click if you dont want a terrifying trip into the totally mundane:Did you know...- a life coach can buy her non-paying clients material goods without violating ethical standards?- that its much easier to leave a shiny new butchers knife at the site of your failed attack, rather than risk carrying it back to your car, even though its dawn on an abandoned road? (On a side note, I at one point carried a large Global cleaver through a suburban mall. First in a purse, then wrapped in a shirt. Unless you are totally naked, knives are really quite simple to conceal.)(I got the knife as a present and then the box was thrown away in the restaurant. I dont actually wander malls with knives just because.)- this books protagonist has a mother who is a celebrated mystery novelist? And shes a key, smug part of the plot?- that a man who tries to open multiple cars in the garage has not lost his rental, but is actually a brigand of some sort?- a ten year old televised gameshow appearance is remembered by the majority of the books characters? - that a petty criminal will try to kill you AT LENGTH if you report him to the bored parking attendants for essentially looking kinda shifty?- that everything will be tied up with a big bow BY FORCE OF WILL at the end of this book?- that Jack might as well have stayed home for all he does in this book, but then who would have provided delusional lovestruck asides about Regan?Honestly, this book was shockingly bad. Like middle schoolers putting on a badly-blocked play. You know, where crossing to the table to put down a book is not natural at all, and is instead so weirdly emphatic that you know the precision means someones going to have to pick up that book in the next act. This book was a relay race of morons. And they speak to each other like robots.I just picked this up off the shelf and its apparently one of a series, and this ones later in the series. Whatever. I refuse to believe that Im missing anything redeeming, given Regan rehashes her life story extensively in the first half of the book. Theres no mystery, no suspense, no romance, no nothing, just the slow unveiling of factual things. Early on in the book you think to yourself hunh, this is probably whats happening and lo and behold, youre right. Except for the bit that is so totally left-field that its making a cameo from another, more interesting book about degenerative mental disorders, because there is no other way to explain that character otherwise. I actually went back to the library and took out a few MHC books to make sure I wasnt imagining things. Im not, MHC is acceptable beach reading. CHC is not. Boring, dim and absolutely awful writing. Save yourself.
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