Download Treasure Of The Moon Goddess
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http://urllio.com/qxudiPop singer Lu, who's touring Central America, her sleazy manager Harold, a rugged boat captain and their guide, Sam, and Sam's girl Brandy, are targeted by a gang and a local tribe over Lu's resemblance to the natives' moon goddess.
This was made by people looking to be in the business. It's the same as a student film. The knowledge of what it takes to create high art or even a popcorn flick isn't here. The most interesting thing about this movie is Linnea Quigley. Watching her always brings up the question: could she be a true actress in better movies? Honestly she delivers her lines with a fine sense of comedy. She wouldn't be as popular in these movies if she didn't. She shows that she can sing and dance in this as well. She should at least have the same chance as Britney Spears or Jennifer Lopez. The one thing that you can count on in a Linnea Quigley movie is that you know it will not be very good. It gives her the chance to surprise. Linnea keeps her clothes on (mostly)! Of course this does not change the fact that this movie is dull, a cheap Indiana Jones type adventure. Watch it for Linnea Quigley, or for a little manic Don Calfa, and definitely because it may be the only movie where a man takes a sword up his butt. It could be your only chance.
And another contender for the fancy title "Worst Movie ever made".<br/><br/>An ultra-cheap production which may have been intended as spoof on the Indiana-Jones-kind of adventure flicks, carried out so dull you can hardly stand it.<br/><br/>Even Linnea Quigley can't help - she stars as rock singer on tour in the south american jungle (!) who bears some resemblance to the obscure "Moon Goddess", worshipped by some obscure tribe and, of course, key to a giant treasure.<br/><br/>When played for the laughs, it is just boring, when action occurs, the boredom just increases. Sometimes unnecessary violent, but even that can keep you awake.<br/><br/>This should be buried deeper down than any forgotten treasure...
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