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I read this book at least 5 times a day (Yes.Every.Single.Day) thanks to my 18 month old, who is blissfully unaware of all the things wrong with The Gingerbread Baby. Unfortunately, his dad and I are not so lucky and noticed some flaws. 1. Unlike his parents, Matti is blond. There are only two possible explanations: he is either adopted or the milk and cheese man is his real dad.2. The annoying narcissism of the Gingerbread Baby. We are reminded by that thing on every single page that he is [...] the best Gingerbread Baby ever.3. Note to the Gingerbread Baby: If you hide in the lid of the milk cans, it is very stupid to giggle and let the people who are looking for you know that they will never find you. It comes as no surprise that they do on the very next page.4. The characters astonishing lack of curiosity for the supernatural forces that are obviously at work, when a Gingerbread Baby jumps out of the oven. All they can think of is catching it. Because it says so.5. Matti clearly displays signs of being a sociopath (at least), since he does not join the rest of the villagers and all the animals in their chase but stays home instead and comes up with an evil plan to trick and capture the Gingerbread Baby.6. His plan succeeds, although we are wondering how in the world he has the time to bake a gingerbread house, anticipate where the Gingerbread Baby is going, get there first, catch it, run home and play innocent when his parents arrive.7. His parents also leave him home alone with a lit stove. Which they shouldnt.8. Another flaw in the timeline: The Gingerbread Baby is running into the woods as everybody is getting closer. But even though his followers are catching up with him, nobody notices him running into Mattis gingerbread house. Or sees Matti running away. Or notices the footsteps.9. For the villagers, the only possible reason for finding gingerbread crumbs in the woods is that [...]this must be all thats left of the Gingerbread Baby. No, you simpletons, he might just have had a bowl movement.10. Why does the Gingerbread Baby find the smell of gingerbread delicious? Is he a cannibal?11. Why can only Matti hear the tiny voice coming out of the gingerbread house? Is it soundproof? And what is the Gingerbread Baby saying (Help, maybe?)12. What happens next, now that the Gingerbread Baby has fallen into the hands of Matti, the sociopath? Probably nothing little children would enjoy reading...
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