3Headed Shark Attack Torrent
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http://urllio.com/r1pz2The world's greatest killing machine is three times as deadly when a mutated, three-headed, great white shark threatens a cruise ship. As the shark eats its way from one end of the ship to the next, the passengers fight the deadly predator using anything they can find.
As a mutated, three-headed, great white shark eats its way from one end of the ship to the next, the passengers have to fight the deadly predator using anything they can find.
Let's just say that each time the "shark" ate someone, I was hoping it had room for one more. I simply cannot understand how anybody would want to invest other than time in watching this piece of crap, and I do believe the producers should have their heads examined along with the people conceiving the plot. I actually like and respect Danny Trejo as an actor, but he should definitely have passed this part along with the remains after his breakfast. More specifically, it is the profound idiocy in this movie that really turns me off. I don't mind watching D-movies as long as they are have a certain minimum of innate logic, and to point to some examples I better first write this:<br/><br/>SPOILER ALERT:<br/><br/>Don't read this if you want to see this movie without first learning about some of its more blatant flaws. The actual action starts when this 3-headed fish arrives and for some reason decides to rip a large underwater research facility apart. At first it just swims a little around and is spotted by some visitor named Brad who see its shadow, complete with a large tail fin swinging from side to side some distance away. Now, everybody knows of course that a whale will swing its tail up and down, but Brad, who according to his own statement ("Nah, it's fine professor. We've all kicked it with whales before!") should have known better, mistakes this typical fish-mode of swimming for that of a large whale and waddles out in the water to have a better look. The water is not deep at all so when this guy almost reaches a large collection of floating debris it reaches no higher than a little bit below his knees. In the mean time wee see this gigantic shark, which I estimate to be something like 15-30 meters long (its size seems to fluctuate throughout this movie) and perhaps 2-3 meters tall and with a back fin no less than 2 meters in height, approaching with its head immediately underneath the floating debris. The back fin turns out to be no problem because it somehow manages to tuck it away so it does not stick up through the floating debris, thus warning Brad. Then it finally comes close enough to initiate a giant leap out of the water, and we are talking a leap at least twice as high, relatively, as one of the great white jumping sharks you might have seen on TV, and who requires at least a depth of 4-5 times their body lengths to build enough speed for the jump. Brad is of course just standing in his knee-deep water with open mouth and an expression of surprise all over, and then the shark slams right down on him and disappears deep below the surface of what must obviously be solid sand. Amazing. The rest of Brad's buddies on shore then run for the only safe place on this atoll that have probably been above sea level for hundreds of years - yes, they of course run deep down into the facility, which is then trashed by the shark, that also manages to snatch some guy sitting on a toilet by jumping up through the floor. At this point in the movie I actually started to expect the shark to start jumping out the faucets, but no. Then they all run upstairs and decide to swim out to a little boat one by one rather than staying in complete safety on land, and the rest is so stupid that it is hard to fathom. Why can't the shark catch a couple of slow swimming "actors" when it has no problem swimming faster than a speedboat on other occasions? How come the water is completely still around the boat while the "actors" discuss their options when we have just seen one of them fire it up at half speed? Why would I waste maybe half an hour of my precious life writing this critique when I have seen at least ten movies just as bad, or worse? Who reads these reviews anyway?
After becoming stranded in the ocean, a group of scientists and their student interns try to stop the massive, monstrous three-headed shark prowling the waters before it manages to eat it's way through the ocean.<br/><br/>This was a promising if slightly downbeat turn from the original. What really makes this one so much fun is the fact that there's a lot more put into this than expected, especially in terms of the story. The effects of pollution and the after-effects it has on hybridization, from the mutations and different organisms found within here read a lot better than normal concepts here, as the research station and the different waste-byproducts found throughout the first half here clearly gives us a clear-cut origin story for the creature that explains the mutation nicely, as well as giving it some subtly-accomplished background for the different ways in which this one tries to warn about the effects of such matters which are then given a straight-forward response later on with the scenes of the creature swallowing up the pollution in the seas as it charges forward for the attacks. Those are also really well-done here, making a perfectly exciting action-packed effort here with the opening attack on the station sending it up in flames while it smashes into and destroys the lower levels in a fantastic scene, the race to get away on their small boat manages a rather nice suspense scene with the group in the water where the creature is known to be at and there's a fine chase scene as it goes after them attempting to get away once safely on-board. As well, the highlight is the attack on the party cruise, as despite their warnings the creature continually bangs into the ship to bring it down resulting in plenty of great deaths, including the first of several triple-shots for each head, and the scramble to get off the sinking boat provides a rather fine conclusion here with the panic-stricken passengers attempting to get on-board while the boat continually sinks and gets ripped to pieces. While the gunfight with the fishermen is fair enough as well, and the opening manages to get some nicely bloody kills amongst it's massive body count offerings, these here are enough to hold this off from a few noticeable flaws here. The biggest of which is something that certainly wasn't a problem before in that the action scenes take forever to get set-up. It cuts back-and-forth numerous times to shots of the boat racing to a scene of attack or the creature slowly swimming after them and keeps cutting back to the others it's going after several times before the initial attack occurs, apparently in an attempt at building suspense but instead just seemingly taking it out of the scene by taking forever and dragging it out needlessly. There's also the rather lame way the creature is defeated, which makes no sense and doesn't really seem like a big rousing conclusion, being something that would've happened over time eventually and really lacks any kind of dramatic input here by coming off as it does. The shark does look better than expected and comes off really well, but even still it's not enough to hold off these issues.<br/><br/>Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence, Graphic Language and Nudity.
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